Oct 1st
Zombie.
I had a dream last night that I was at a party, and as I was making my way towards the front door to...
Oct 1st
^ I could look at this picture all day.
Oct 1st
Watch
That’s How Science Works! (via NatLamp)
Sep 30th
Link: Sarah Palin in Beauty Pageant From 1984
Sep 30th
Figaro.
I think that I’m going to make a pan-seared duck breast for dinner. I saw Gordon Ramsay eat...
Sep 30th
PostSecret
Sep 29th
Ears.
Something terrible is happening inside of my ears. They hurt. On the bright side, I have two tests...
Sep 29th
Cutie-pie.
This owl looks like it is sad and it wants to love you. Sauce:...
Sep 29th
Link: If I ever met a man with these tattoos,...
Sep 28th
“To be pleased with one’s limits is a wretched...”
Sep 28th
*bri-chan on deviantART
Sep 28th
I don't care what you say.
I really feel like animals that walk on four legs can’t have breasts. Evidence: Chickens have...
Sep 27th
Watch
The Office - “Diversity Day” (via shanatelevision)
Sep 27th
Etsy :: blissfulimages
Sep 27th
Leprechauns.
The leprechaun hunt went well. Then I drove to a small eatery nearby and had a dinner of pulled...
Sep 27th
Eh.
I think that I am going to stay home tonight and hunt leprechauns in the Phantom Forest instead of...
Sep 26th
Sep 26th
muskawo on deviantART
Sep 25th
Rage.
Dear Redneck at the Gas-Station Who Looks Kind of Like a Cross Between Santa Claus and George...
Sep 25th
Gas.
My low-fuel light is amber-colored and leering. I drove to five stations tonight to find gasoline. ...
Sep 25th
Silverfish.
I spend more time in the morning checking my various social networking accounts than I do in the...
Sep 24th
“Student #1: What does “NB” stand for, at the...”
— Overheard in New York | More...
— Overheard in New York | More...
Sep 24th
Oh noes.
A spider hath bitten me.
Sep 24th
www.toothpastefordinner.com
Sep 23rd
Tonight.
I bought candles and wine today at the store. And tonight I am going to play some fucking Maple...
Sep 23rd
Gawd.
Based on a recent spin of events, I may or may not be running away all by myself this weekend. Can...
Sep 23rd
Really.
There’s no reason that I should be awake this early. I discovered last night that the boy in...
Sep 23rd
www.marriedtothesea.com
Sep 23rd
I'd rather be Q-tipping.
So far, today has been rather bland. I woke up from a nightmare, probably induced by the...
Sep 22nd
One.
Here’s another stab at seeking attention from sleepless strangers across the electronic...
Sep 22nd