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It doesn’t get any better than owls in cars. Pixdaus

Jan 1st

Pixdaus

Jan 1st

Haminal, the Canned Ham-Shaped Animal, Ready for Hugging |...

Dec 31st

Link: 100 Southern Foods You Absolutely,...

Dec 30th

Link: Word Count Journal Is Perfect For the...

Dec 30th

(via planettampon)

Dec 30th

Link: Blog About Online Board Games

Dec 30th

Link: An IPhone App to Keep Track of Your...

Dec 30th

Link: The Many Faces of Hugh Jackman

Dec 30th

Watch

Cat Versus Printer (via Paperinjerate)

Dec 29th

via weheartit

Dec 29th

Seeking.

Little Asian Girl seeks Pointless Flash Game Addict somewhere in the Webiverse to talk trash to and...

Dec 28th

Game: Mad Virus

Dec 28th

Game: Play Spit Online

Dec 26th

Toblerone.

So according to a website that one of my Twitter friends posted about today, the logo for Toblerone...

Dec 25th

Link: Twitter Venn Makes For Great Time...

Dec 25th

Reblogged from whatson

Dec 25th

I wouldn’t buy these, but if some guy bought them and...

Dec 25th

Reblogged from princessleah7x

Dec 22nd

via carlovely)

Dec 22nd

Reblogged from hunsonisgroovy

Dec 22nd

Fucking sweet pin. Reblogged from whatson

Dec 22nd

Travel.

I am going to the airport now.

Dec 19th

This week’s What-the-Fuck Friday features this little...

Dec 19th

Music: I Finally Found the Right Mix for...

Booty Bangs [DJ Dan Radio Edit] - Jessi Malay It’s super-energetic techno music, but...

Dec 19th

Watch

Cooking With Scorpion (via saturnurameshi)

Dec 18th

Link: This Is Probably the Most Pointless...

Dec 18th

Etsy

Dec 18th

Buttersafe

Dec 18th

A Shit-Ton of Dolphins.

Dolphins Clip

Dec 18th

Game: Sveerz Is the Happiest Game on Earth, I...

Dec 18th

Married To The Sea

Dec 18th

Link: Cup and Saucer Painted with Ants Might...

Dec 18th

Game: The Worst Game In the World Is This One...

Dec 17th

Link: Dear China, I Am So Proud of You.

Dec 17th

Explosm.net

Dec 17th

Game: I Want To Believe that "Wired Maniac"...

Dec 17th

Link: Sixteen Gangsta Car Pose Pictures That...

Dec 17th

Oborochann on deviantART

Dec 17th

Productivity.

The book that I recently purchased to aide me in not procrasting so much told me that I should...

Dec 17th

Link: I Don't Know What This Is, But I Like...

Dec 17th

Link: The Great Hatsby

Dec 16th

Buttersafe

Dec 16th

Link: Bubble Comment Lets You Make Your Own...

Dec 16th

God, I hate this kid. ROFLrazzi

Dec 16th

Lonesome.

I am sad because a busy day at the 12seconds office is a Bat-free day.  That means I can’t...

Dec 16th

I think that I can safely say that this does not sound...

Dec 16th

Buttersafe

Dec 16th

Link: Unfortunately Named People on...

Dec 16th

Watch

Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoes At President Bush (via prothink2008)

Dec 14th

Reblogged from beepbopboop

Dec 14th

Fucking sweet.  Owl money.  Two of my favorite things...

Dec 14th

Watch

What If Tetris Had Lyrics? (via brentalfloss) Thanks Garcia.

Dec 14th

Link: Some Old Lady Finds $97,000 In a...

Dec 14th

Reblogged from randominternet

Dec 14th

Alright I give up.  Who is it that knows? Reblogged from...

Dec 13th

One Week.

This weekend so far has not been good for me. If I can just make it through the next six days,...

Dec 13th

(via konrad)

Dec 13th

I love animals with hats! Reblogged from whatson

Dec 12th

Bank of America.

12seconds.tv

Dec 12th

This owl looks more like a frog-bird hybrid than an owl. ...

Dec 12th

I’m not really sure how this whole thing works, but...

Dec 12th

Here’s another item to add to the list of things that...

Dec 12th

Watch

This week’s What-the-Fuck Friday wouldn’t be nearly as worthy if it didn’t have...

Dec 12th

I’ve seen this many times before, but I guess...

Dec 12th

Vincent Chow

Dec 12th

Reblogged from thelistenerd

Dec 12th

Link: Porn For Girls By Girls (Completely...

Dec 12th

Link: Meet the World's Only Immortal Animal

Dec 12th

Reblogged from heavycritters

Dec 12th

Christmas.

12seconds.tv

Dec 11th

Woot

Dec 11th

Dream.

I had a dream that I had a long-lost older sister. Her name started with an O, but I can’t...

Dec 11th

Link: The City Bakery Is Going to Keep...

Dec 11th

via farm4.static.flickr.com

Dec 11th

Link: Co-Ed Magazine's Butter-Face Listing

Dec 11th

Eric Szmanda is probably my top reason for watching CSI. ...

Dec 11th

Link: "Hi, You Had Your Boob Hanging Out of...

Dec 11th

“Just because you are small does not make your alcoholism...”
— BigFreaky

Dec 10th

Link: The Bureau of Communication Is Perfect...

Dec 10th

Reblogged from kristahaley

Dec 10th

Thanks for showing me this, Pasha. I almost want to believe...

Dec 10th

Reblogged from crayola

Dec 10th

Link: Swim With Crocodiles For $80 - Fuck...

Dec 10th

Bahahaha. Reblogged from kari-shma

Dec 10th

Shop.

So I managed to restrain myself on those You’re-a-Douche business cards, but I did buy a...

Dec 10th

Office Sign

Dec 10th

A 20-year-old Model Photographed At Different...

Dec 10th

Dyslexia Makes Me Lawl.

The best thing about this picture is that an adult actually took it and put it on the internet for...

Dec 10th

I eat so much butter that I knew automatically that this was...

Dec 10th

For my GPOYW, I am doing another Face-in-Hole contribution. ...

Dec 10th

Reblogged from britches

Dec 10th

Rest.

I slept something like fourteen or fifteen hours last night. I’m pretty sure that I have some...

Dec 10th

If I celebrated Christmas, I’d probably do it this...

Dec 10th

Reblogged from thedailywhat

Dec 10th

Reblogged from whatson

Dec 10th

Reblogged from littletinyfish

Dec 10th

Link: I Watch This Winter Wonderland...

Dec 9th

Link: Fat Girl Gets Fined At KFC

Dec 9th

Somebody fucked up. Reblogged from beepbopboop

Dec 9th

Thanks for this, Pasha. Massively Reposted

Dec 9th

Get out of here, alien pony.

Dec 9th

Link: Who's the Cutest In the Animal Kingdom?

Dec 9th

I don’t know. I am feeling really crappy today, and...

Dec 9th

Link: Some Minnesota Viking's Naked Body Gets...

Dec 9th

It’s true. Reblogged from fuckyeahsharks

Dec 9th

Reblogged from princessleah7x

Dec 9th

Craigslist Missed Connections.

12seconds.tv Not everybody can be good at life.

Dec 8th

Yuck.

Dear God, Why did you make bugs with fur on them? They’re pretty gross. Love, Batz. P.S....

Dec 8th

Glennz Tees

Dec 8th

Link: Mushrooms That Glow In the Dark

Dec 8th

Except… this is a lie. Reblogged from...

Dec 8th

Nature Rocks.

Jackal vs. Ostrich Eggs vs. Vulture

Dec 7th

Link: AllRise.com Looks Like It Will Be A...

Dec 7th

This is what I will be doing for the rest of the evening.

Dec 7th

“If you sad, I will add smile in your face just for free.”
— Some Message I Got on a Dating...

Dec 7th

via www.pixelgirlpresents.com

Dec 7th

Morning.

I don’t think that Seasonal Affective Disorder is real. But if it was real, I probably would...

Dec 7th

via www.pixelgirlpresents.com

Dec 7th

Watch

I have such a humongous crush on Norm.  But not Regis.  Man, fuck Regis. Norm on Millionaire Part 3...

Dec 6th

Reblogged from acewepeel

Dec 6th

Paper.

In this week’s installment of “Things I Don’t Need But Will Probably Buy...

Dec 6th

I wish I could be this classy. Reblogged from Blog of...

Dec 6th

New webcomic to follow! WE THE ROBOTS

Dec 6th

No.

Oh Richard Ashcroft, you were right. I am a slave to money, and then I’ll probably die. ...

Dec 6th

I can’t remember where I found this.  Help, anybody?

Dec 6th

Link: This is Probably the Dirtiest Thing...

Dec 6th

Link: Bedrooms That Are Better Than Mine

Dec 6th

Watch

Somebody’s Grandma Singing Gimme More by Britney Spears (via jingster0106) No, this is not my...

Dec 6th

(via beepbopboop)

Dec 5th

(via beepbopboop)

Dec 5th

(via beepbopboop)

Dec 5th

Link: This Week's What-the-Fuck Friday...

Dec 5th

… what? Reblogged from Blog of Hilarity

Dec 4th

Hot.

I don’t care what anybody says. I think Kim Kardashian is sexy.

Dec 4th

Watch

Mario Kart Love Song (via blinktwice4y)

Dec 4th

Comics - Explosm.net

Dec 4th

Link: Cheese Cupid Does the Pairing For You

Dec 4th

Fan Mail.

12seconds.tv 12seconds.tv 12seconds.tv

Dec 4th

Link: Drawing Pigs To Understand My...

Dec 4th

Link: Hong Kong Restaurant Gets Three...

Dec 4th

via www.pixelgirlpresents.com

Dec 4th

via www.pixelgirlpresents.com

Dec 4th

Reblogged from carlovely

Dec 4th

Link: A Nine-Year Old Pick-Up Artist

Dec 4th

Link: Animals Doing It Wrong

Dec 4th

Link: How To Build a Fire With a Condom

Dec 3rd

Reblogged from anotherrandomspaceontheinterweb

Dec 3rd

Onion.

I used to think that I had some kind of deficiency in my body because onions never made me cry.  If...

Dec 3rd

xkcd

Dec 3rd

Fuck yeah. Reblogged from princessleah7x

Dec 3rd

Reblogged from secretasian

Dec 3rd

someecards.com

Dec 2nd

Reblogged from ryanselvy

Dec 2nd

Link: Did I fuck your mom last night? ...

Dec 2nd

But don’t click the clip.  I have no idea what website...

Dec 2nd

toothpastefordinner.com

Dec 2nd

Class.

Hooray, I cleaned my apartment yesterday.  Everything is squeaky-clean in my bathroom now, and all...

Dec 2nd

Link: Genetically Modified Peanuts

Dec 2nd

pottersys on deviantART

Dec 2nd

Link: Weird Menus From Around the World

Dec 2nd

Clean.

12seconds.tv I feel awesome.

Dec 1st

Reblogged from PrincessLeah: Date Ideas...

princessleah7x: Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you...

Dec 1st

That nun is PISSED. Reblogged from randominternet

Dec 1st

Neat-o! Reblogged from Crayola

Dec 1st

Link: Hoagiefest Might Have the Catchiest...

Dec 1st

Link: Newfangled Cleaning Things Make Me...

Dec 1st

Watch

So I was watching this Cartoon Network movie over the break with my little brother, and I was...

Dec 1st

Link: I Heart Bacon Too

Dec 1st

Link: Daily Mugshot Appeals To My Vanity

Dec 1st

(via catastrofe)

Dec 1st

(via catastrofe)

Dec 1st

Yo Gabba Gabba.

Yo Gabba Gabba! from Kidrobot on Vimeo My childhood would have been so different if I had...

Dec 1st

Lazy Jellyfish World (via akarn)

Dec 1st

Karate Bears | Funny Pictures Blog

Dec 1st

Link: Sexy Prostitute Mugshots. And By Sexy,...

Dec 1st

Acne Ad | Funny Pictures Blog

Dec 1st

Link: More Proof That Women Are Crazy

Dec 1st

Back.

So I’m back at my own apartment. Thanksgiving was successful, and it was great to see my...

Dec 1st