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Dec 2nd

Link: Weird Menus From Around the World

Dec 2nd

Clean.

12seconds.tv I feel awesome.

Dec 1st

Reblogged from PrincessLeah: Date Ideas...

princessleah7x: Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you...

Dec 1st

That nun is PISSED. Reblogged from randominternet

Dec 1st

Neat-o! Reblogged from Crayola

Dec 1st

Link: Hoagiefest Might Have the Catchiest...

Dec 1st

Link: Newfangled Cleaning Things Make Me...

Dec 1st

Watch

So I was watching this Cartoon Network movie over the break with my little brother, and I was...

Dec 1st

Link: I Heart Bacon Too

Dec 1st

Link: Daily Mugshot Appeals To My Vanity

Dec 1st

(via catastrofe)

Dec 1st

(via catastrofe)

Dec 1st

Yo Gabba Gabba.

Yo Gabba Gabba! from Kidrobot on Vimeo My childhood would have been so different if I had...

Dec 1st

Lazy Jellyfish World (via akarn)

Dec 1st

Karate Bears | Funny Pictures Blog

Dec 1st

Link: Sexy Prostitute Mugshots. And By Sexy,...

Dec 1st

Acne Ad | Funny Pictures Blog

Dec 1st

Link: More Proof That Women Are Crazy

Dec 1st

Back.

So I’m back at my own apartment. Thanksgiving was successful, and it was great to see my...

Dec 1st

Ha-rro!

Nov 26th

Break.

So I’m going to be heading out of town starting… as soon as I can take a shower. I will...

Nov 26th

Nov 26th

Link: I Won't Be Here on What-the-Fuck...

Nov 26th

Link: Pizza Hut Waitress Gets $10,000 Tip

Nov 26th

No matter how old I get, I will always claim Roald Dahl in...

Nov 26th

Link: Right Now I Believe...

Nov 26th

Music: Levi Commercial Love

This song would constitute as one that falls into the category of “songs that are...

Nov 25th

Reblogged from graphiceverywhere

Nov 25th

TheDeKay on deviantART

Nov 25th

Link: Old People Use a Computer - The Game...

Nov 25th

This recipe makes me want to call my mom and tell her that I...

Nov 25th

If you don’t get it, then we probably can’t be...

Nov 25th

Is this worth the money… or is this worth the money? ...

Nov 24th

This owl is pissed. From Cute Overload

Nov 24th

Link: Squidbillies Catches a Predator

Nov 24th

Hungry.

I don’t understand the internet obsession with Helvetica. Anyway. Advertising is a...

Nov 24th

Threadless

Nov 24th

Music: Saint-Saens Is Kind of Like a Gay...

Nov 24th

Link: A Google Map of LA Gangs

Nov 24th

Link: Hair Dryer + Flour = Instant Recipe For...

Nov 24th

Watch

Thanks for showing me this, Sloney.  I’m going to start going up to people in public and...

Nov 24th

Squidbillies FTW.

Nov 24th

Dirty.

Dear Batz, Clean your room. No no, actually clean it. Don’t “pretend” to clean...

Nov 24th

Pundit Kitchen

Nov 24th

Link: Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us

Nov 24th

Reblogged from graphiceverywhere

Nov 24th

The Perry Bible Fellowship

Nov 23rd

rembrandt83 on deviantART

Nov 23rd

Sad.

Dear Bank of America, After all of the years that we’ve spent together, how could you fuck me...

Nov 23rd

Kitty.

This might be the cutest video ever. Hopefully this embed code won’t be replaced...

Nov 23rd

Link: How To Not Look Slutty While Riding A...

Nov 23rd

Reblogged from cumacuma

Nov 23rd

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I generally do not favor this genre of music, but I think that this song is beautiful.  Also, Lloyd...

Nov 22nd

Link: A Blog Completely Dedicated to Wet Pets...

Nov 22nd

This picture completely captures my childhood and why...

Nov 22nd

Yeah, I definitely saw it.  Then again, I am a pervert. ...

Nov 22nd

Link: An Inspirational Place For Resolutions

Nov 22nd

Fact.

Can I just say that I’ve never liked trampolines? It’s actually closer to a level of...

Nov 22nd

Get it. Reblogged from konrad

Nov 22nd

(via konrad)

Nov 22nd

Oh dear. Reblogged from kari-shma

Nov 22nd

Pretty. Reblogged from kari-shma

Nov 22nd

“White guy: Hi, I’d like a pork bun please. Chinese...”
— Overheard in New York

Nov 22nd

Koreans are haters. gremlindog.com

Nov 22nd

Morning.

So I totally had a dream that I went blind. I was supposed to be meeting a friend for lunch...

Nov 22nd

xsoxprettyxburningx on deviantART

Nov 22nd

Music: Creepy Love Is the Best Love.

“I want to hold you close skin pressed against me tight Lie still, close your eyes,...

Nov 22nd

(via graphiceverywhere)

Nov 21st

Flash Game Fail.

Dear Tontie, You have destroyed my life. I spend my waking hours in frustration because I cannot...

Nov 21st

Link: Everyone's An Artist With ZeFrank's...

Nov 21st

Politics are cool. Reblogged from bullshit

Nov 21st

(via fuckyeahsharks)

Nov 21st

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Why It Sucks to Have Scorpion As Your Dad (via ryanthius)

Nov 21st

Finally, a graph that helps me to understand my life. ...

Nov 21st

Link: Things That Some Girl Out In the...

Nov 21st

Link: Somebody Doesn't Know How To Name Food...

Nov 21st

Thanksgiving Plans.

12seconds.tv

Nov 21st

Music: Trance Can Be Good Too.

I don’t care what anybody says about this genre of music. This song is incredible.

Nov 21st

R-Yu on deviantART

Nov 21st

Link: Who Likes Watching White Tigers Eat Men...

Nov 21st

Link: Just In Time For What-the-Fuck-Friday,...

Nov 21st

The crab is probably my favorite.  Or maybe the...

Nov 21st

what-used-to-be on deviantART

Nov 21st

White Chicken.

So. I drink a lot of wine.  I’m pretty accustomed to how it makes me feel and how long it...

Nov 21st

This ghost clock is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever...

Nov 21st

Wasp Book.

So I just finished reading The Wasp Factory by Iain Banks. I’m pretty sure that if I ever...

Nov 20th

Reblogged from inothernews

Nov 20th

Link: Dubya Gets No Love At the G20 Summit...

Nov 20th

I don’t normally like my men quite so, uh, tan, but...

Nov 20th

Music: None Of These Boys Are Really...

“The argument over god continues in this house. All of us stand and point our fingers...

Nov 20th

Magicmufinelf on deviantART

Nov 20th

Music: Favorite Song With Words

I didn’t want to fuck you baby, I didn’t want to fuck you. I didn’t want...

Nov 20th

I found this on some random person’s blog.  Holy shit,...

Nov 20th

Link: IdeaPaint Makes Your Walls a Dry-Erase...

Nov 20th

Link: Fidler's "Ghosts" Picture. Drop.io...

Nov 20th

someecards.com

Nov 20th

Game: Grow Cube Might Be the Cutest Puzzle...

Nov 20th

I love stuffed animals, but I don’t think that a...

Nov 19th

Game: Name the Monopoly Properties (I Can Do...

Nov 19th

Bad.

You know that thing that people do where they know they have to wake up early the next morning but...

Nov 19th

Watch

This is one of those three-second videos that ends up taking a minute of your time just because you...

Nov 19th

Watch

I’m pretty sure that those two things are not the same.  But then again, maybe they are, and...

Nov 19th

Link: Put Your Text Down, Flip It, and...

Nov 19th

Nice try, Foreign Zoo, but you’re not fooling...

Nov 18th

Right?  It happens to me all the time too, little buddy. ...

Nov 18th

I’ve never really liked guinea pigs, but when you put...

Nov 18th

Link: I Love You, But...

Nov 18th

Watch

If this kind of thing happened more, I’d probably watch a lot more soccer. (via hornet2215)

Nov 18th

Lake.

I had a dream that I could swim, and a friend and I went down to some secluded lake at night-time...

Nov 18th

(via randominternet)

Nov 18th

Link: Photo Gallery of Real-Life Phone Sex...

Nov 18th

True story. Reblogged from bullshit

Nov 18th

Break Up Card from the Canadian Design Resource

Nov 18th

Link: Subway Crush Takes CraigsList's Missed...

Nov 18th

Game: Amazing Geometry Accuracy Thing

Nov 18th

Link: Pygmy Tarsiers Were Supposed to Be...

Nov 18th

Link: Totally Sweet Bookshelf/Pendulum Clock...

Nov 18th

The Runner Game.

12seconds.tv

Nov 18th

Link: Pictures of People Being Inappropriate...

Nov 18th

Leaving.

I bought my plane ticket today for the West Coast. I’ve been having trouble finding one that...

Nov 18th

There is nothing in the world that I want more and need less...

Nov 18th

Bat Eats KIDS!

Nov 18th

Link: Matt Sent Me This Video of a Creepy Dog...

Nov 17th

Watch

I feel like if there were more artists out there like John Legend, the bridge between “white...

Nov 17th

Link: I Don't Cross Stitch, But If I Did...

Nov 17th

It’s a hamburger dress.  It’s unfortunate that...

Nov 17th

Funny.

by thebeyoncenetwork 1. Paul Rudd is a sexy man. 2. It’s almost eerie how well Justin...

Nov 17th

I think that this is pretty much the most beautiful girl in...

Nov 17th

Link: 10 Very Good Reasons Why You Should...

Nov 17th

Nicotine.

12seconds.tv

Nov 17th

Link: Men's Fitness Makes a List of Unusual...

Nov 17th

I wonder if this hero in a half-shell is available for...

Nov 16th

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Marlon Lipman is the cutest baby in the world.  Seriously. (via thesolster)

Nov 15th

Link: The Coolest Magazine Ever Makes the...

Nov 15th

Art is so fucking cool. via www.designspongeonline.com

Nov 15th

I’m not completely sure what is going on here,...

Nov 15th

Whale.

I have never eaten a whale, but you can bet your ass I’d like to. Another thing that...

Nov 15th

Reblogged from whatson

Nov 15th

I know, right? via GraphJam

Nov 14th

(via fuckyeahsharks)

Nov 14th

Cactus, you and I are not so different. A Simple Apology

Nov 14th

The Blog Verbosity Test.

This actual test is hosted by a dating website, and at some point before you receive your results,...

Nov 14th

I don’t know what this is supposed to mean, but…...

Nov 14th

Via toothpastefordinner

Nov 14th

Lobster Baby Costume

Nov 14th

Definitely a blog worth following: Lunch Bag Art

Nov 14th

God, I wish this was real. Reblogged from littletinyfish

Nov 14th

Link: Pictures of the Tackiest Wedding Ever.

Nov 14th

Link: Generatus Is a Social Networking Status...

Nov 14th

Things That I Like That You Should Like:...

1. Ring-o-Rang. It’s a trivia competition that pops up periodically in your taskbar. If...

Nov 14th

I bet these knives are of questionable quality, but the...

Nov 14th

I love this. Reblogged from livesophia

Nov 14th

(via livesophia)

Nov 14th

Link: Muppet Workshop Is Buckets of...

Nov 14th

Link: Cat Versus Mirror In a Battle Royale

Nov 13th

SenorDoom on deviantART

Nov 13th

Bad.

Twitter won’t let me update, and I hit myself in the face with my keys.

Nov 13th

Link: Facebook Covers the Bible

Nov 13th

Free Happy.

Here’s a secret. Whenever the happy meter’s low in my life and I’m looking for...

Nov 13th

kunjo on deviantART

Nov 13th

Link: Thanksgiving Sides Recipes Galore

Nov 13th

Craftzine.com

Nov 13th

“If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in...”
— More Jack Handy Quotes

Nov 12th

Nov 12th

Link: McSweeney's Condenses Fifty Years Of...

Nov 12th

I know, right? Reblogged from hunsonisgroovy

Nov 12th

I can’t decide if this is awesome… or...

Nov 12th

Game: Simple Concentration Test - My HS is...

Nov 12th

I created a thread about sexy cartoon characters, and I got...

Nov 12th

Tigra-Li on deviantART

Nov 11th

Link: The Twenty Funniest Moments From "The...

Nov 11th

Link: Sprint's Super-Freaky Futuristic "Now"...

Nov 11th

kari-shma: Robot Lovers (via mooosh)

Nov 11th

Watch

Does anybody else think Lumiere is incredibly sexy?  Is it just me? Also, I think that Mrs. Potts...

Nov 11th

Link: CollegeHumor Plays Barack Obama Word...

Nov 11th

“Professor: “Has anyone seen an opera? Which was your...”
— Overheard in New York

Nov 11th

More awesome Chainsaw Suit. chainsawsuit

Nov 11th

Rider.

So I was reading some of the request lists for the catering on tour for some famous musicians.  Even...

Nov 11th

I stumbled upon this new comic strip today.  It’s...

Nov 11th

New.

Note to self: I bought a new cartridge of toner for my printer today.  I am mostly recording this so...

Nov 11th

I feel like I haven’t posted any owls in a while. ...

Nov 11th

Watch

Kellie Pickler Sucks At Math. For real. (via totallymonica)  [Also, thanks to Crayola for shedding...

Nov 11th

Cow.

Dear Emo Cow, I’m not sorry that you’re sad.  If you didn’t want me to cook...

Nov 11th

Monday.

To the soy milk that I am drinking: I want you to know that you were not my first choice. Anyway. ...

Nov 10th

I don’t care what anybody says.  I am not too old to...

Nov 10th

Link: Rap Lyrics Explained Through Graphs and...

Nov 10th

Every minute that I’ve been awake so far today has...

Nov 10th

Rage.

Whatever that winter-time disorder is— Seasonal Pissed Disorder or whatever it’s called,...

Nov 10th

(via kari-shma)

Nov 10th

Fuck Yeah Sharks

Nov 10th

YoungGod on deviantART

Nov 9th

Link: If You Like Fucked-Up Cats, You'll Love...

Nov 9th

Snuggie.

Dear Snuggie, I hate you. First of all, you are totally ripping off of the idea of the Slanket. ...

Nov 8th

Game: Adventure Island Is So Fucking Sweet

Nov 8th

You and I are not so different, Farmer Man. ...

Nov 8th

Link: Matthew Inman's Graphic Design...

Nov 8th

Link: How To Impress a Girl from Ancient...

Nov 8th

Noodles.

I discovered something wonderful yesterday. I intended to drive to a certain new burger place for...

Nov 8th

(via randominternet)

Nov 8th

Fine Furious Life

Nov 8th

Nov 7th

“There should be a law against what’s coming out of me....”
— Overheard in New York | More...

Nov 7th

Anticipatory Salivation.

Thanksgiving is less than three weeks away! It’s easily the best holiday in the entire year. ...

Nov 7th

To Buy: The Itsy Bitsy Cleaner

Nov 7th

I made this @ typeisart.com.  It was a great way to kill ten...

Nov 7th

This is the most frightening picture that I have ever seen. ...

Nov 7th

Link: 10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a...

Nov 7th

Link: Hand Painting Art

Nov 7th

Game: Super Obama World

Nov 6th

Watch

Giant Gummy Bear (via vat19com)

Nov 6th

I just want to say that Martian Man-Hunter is one of my...

Nov 6th

Kind Of Sort Of Romantic Poetry.

Reblogged from randominternet: The following are entries to a contest by The Washington Post, in...

Nov 6th

This is too cute. via cache.boston.com

Nov 5th

Watch

The Vet Who Did Not Vet (via unvetted) I know that I’m late on posting this, but I still...

Nov 5th

Link: Michael Crichton Dies of Cancer

Nov 5th

Famous.

I was on TV! I am currently in attendance of the best party ever… an internet-based mixer of...

Nov 5th

Link: Current.com Makes Fun Of Campaign Ads.

Nov 4th

Decision.

Should I go to my class today… or should I go help out at the polls with my friend and...

Nov 4th

I have a suspicion that I might know the person who created...

Nov 4th

Link: No. 1 Most Important Thing Today Is...

Nov 4th

Watch

Sword in the Stone - Merlin vs. Madame Mim (via StonegateShadowlord)

Nov 3rd

~pahalagi on deviantART

Nov 3rd

Oh-No-Vember.

I woke up in the middle of the night last night because somebody’s car alarm went off for what...

Nov 3rd

I bet this dog hates life. Geekologie

Nov 3rd

Link: The Pit - One of the Best Restaurant...

Nov 3rd

Game: Just In Time for Oh-No-Vember, It's a...

Nov 2nd

Link: Poison Bottle Clothing + Me = Shopping...

Nov 2nd

“The lines for early-voting are so long. It’s like...”

Nov 2nd

Link: Money Soap Probably Smells Like Poop.

Nov 1st

Link: Blog Gender Analyzer Thinks That I'm a...

Nov 1st

Visitor.

Did you know… that if Person A ignores Person B’s phone calls for weeks on end and then...

Nov 1st

Owl Cupcakes = Best Thing Ever. Dorie’s Chocolate-Chocolate...

Nov 1st