Link: Man Finds Mouse in His Bread.
Oct 31st
It’s a White Rabbit pendant!
Etsy :: RedFenyx
Oct 31st
Watch
Sean Connery’s Finest (Celebrity Jeopardy) (via bilbo24)
Oct 30th
Owltober Thirtieth.
Owltober is almost over. Owlvember doesn’t sound nearly as catchy, but you can bet your ass...
Oct 30th
Link: Zimbabwe's Hyper-Inflation
Oct 30th
Link: Crumple Can
Oct 30th
Link: "White Power" Tattoo - NSFW
Oct 29th
Disaster.
My printer ran out of ink, and my refrigerator ran out of breakfast foods, all on the same day. ...
Oct 29th
Via toothpastefordinner
Oct 29th
Oct 28th
Link: Whooty Dance
Oct 26th
~Aaron-Randy on deviantART
Oct 25th
Book.
So I haven’t written anything of real substance in a while. I’m currently reading the...
Oct 24th
It’s a shelf AND a clock. Holy moly.
Reblogged from...
Oct 24th
Cleaning.
So. Normally I like cleaning. But I have seen too many commercials for Merry Maids on the...
Oct 23rd
Link: My worst fear is having a kid this...
Oct 22nd
(via graphiceverywhere)
Oct 21st
This dude loves owls too.
karolkorn on deviantART
Oct 21st
Link: Hungry Iranians Fuck Things Up
Oct 20th
Invitation.
As a general rule, I tend to decline invitations to events where the flyers feature a tie-dye theme.
Oct 20th
Link: Sweet-Ass Owl Hat That I Can't Wear
Oct 20th
Faust.
I would be this guy for Halloween, except that nobody knows who he is. Especially not in my...
Oct 20th
“Your soul is as disheveled as your apartment, and until you...”
— Bright Lights Big City by Jay...
— Bright Lights Big City by Jay...
Oct 20th
Tuesday is gonna suck. (via graphiceverywhere)
Oct 19th
Shot Down.
So I’m trying to be friends with this one kid in my class. I invited him to hang out, and he...
Oct 18th
Hitler.
I’m just sayin’.
Oct 18th
Banned In Hollywood
Oct 17th
Books.
I went to go buy books to read today. I miss the old days when I was friends with the manager of a...
Oct 16th
Oct 16th
Owltober Sixteenth.
I haven’t put up any owls in a few days. It’s time. I wonder if I can keep an owl as...
Oct 16th
Adrien Brody + Me = Cute Mixed Baby
Oct 15th
Watch
Take On Me: Literal Video Version (via DustoMcNeato)
Oct 15th
Things That I Like That You Should Like:...
1. Russell and Hazel Stationery. People don’t generally take pride in their office supplies,...
Oct 15th
www.marriedtothesea.com
Oct 15th
Link: Immunity to AIDS? Where do I sign up?
Oct 15th
Reblogged from hunsonisgroovy.
Oct 14th
Game.
I got 20,000 points in Dynomite today on Level Hard - Endless. Look, some people just measure...
Oct 14th
Boys.
I’m going to be really sad when that cute little boy that says “Zoom Zoom” in the...
Oct 14th
Link: Durex Condoms Advertisements - Click...
Oct 13th
Sweet-Ass Umbrella. Reblogged from szymon.
Oct 13th
Just So.
What a productive day on the internet I have had! Not.
Oct 13th
Oct 13th
Link: MonsterHoodies - This Is My Halloween...
Oct 13th
Link: Color Vision Test For People Who Are...
Oct 13th
This Is Important.
I just learned something. I learned that if you type in the URL for a Tumblr with the suffix of...
Oct 13th
Link: The Daily Bunny Blog
Oct 13th
Link: Wordle - A Word Cloud Website Sure To...
Oct 13th
Stop spreading these lies about owls. Everybody knows that...
Oct 13th
So Brad Says...
This might not be verbatim. I wish that I had captured it on video, but this was one of the better...
Oct 13th
Link: Biggest Boobs That I've Seen In 2008
Oct 13th
someecards.com
Oct 13th
Romance.
I received a lovely message in my inbox this morning on the dating site that I am subscribed to. ...
Oct 13th
Dinosaur.
Okay, do I want to save up my money to get my car fixed… or do I want THIS?
Oct 13th
Reblogged from randominternet
Oct 12th
Things That I Like That You Should Like:...
1. Plurk.com. It’s similar to this Tumblr thing, but different. Also, there are creatures. ...
Oct 12th
Link: Girl's Costume Warehouse - Nothing Gets...
Oct 10th
No Sir.
Let’s play a game called “That’s fucking ugly.” Here, I’ll go first. ...
Oct 9th
Blarg.
Sometimes I make good decisions. And sometimes, I drink beer with my McDonald’s.
Oct 9th
merverturk on deviantART
Oct 9th
Smartypants.
I just finished a ten-page paper in an hour while drinking beer and playing backgammon. Can I just...
Oct 8th
Link: Owl Pillow That Costs Too Much
Oct 8th
Link: Monthly Bedroom Action Statistics at...
Oct 8th
Watch
You can feed them. I personally like the yellow one best. Reblogged from Shanti
Oct 8th
Birthdays.
Today is the birthday of Thom Yorke. It is also the birthday of that hot girl from Wedding Crashers...
Oct 7th
Link: If I Had a Laptop, I Would Buy One of...
Oct 7th
Link: This Looks Like a Great Table If You...
Oct 7th
Link: A Shiny New Kind Of Rubik's Cube
Oct 7th
Toy.
Dear Toy Company, This is not an owl. This doesn’t look anything like an owl. This looks...
Oct 7th
Watch
How do I get invited to a party like this?
Moby Beautiful (via lexcoyote)
Oct 7th
Breakfast.
It is six o’ clock in the morning, and I am going to Cracker Barrel.
Oct 7th
Link: Noodle Idea Generator
Oct 7th
George Washington Loves Owls.
No, it’s not October’s Fools Day. I have a dollar (a few, actually) and I...
Oct 7th
Beer.
This is the best thing that is in my refrigerator right now.
Oct 6th
Link: Buns and Guns Restaurant
Oct 6th
Link: Houses That Make Me Sick
Oct 6th
The Owl Tattoo ~clarityheresy on deviantART
Oct 6th
Pants.
There is nothing that I dislike more than taking my pants off and then having to put them back on...
Oct 6th
Neighbor.
I think that maybe my neighbor Jeff is dead. His car is still parked outside, but he has a few...
Oct 5th
Watch
This video makes me gay.
Girlicious - Like Me (HQ Official Video) (via HottieSarah12)
Oct 5th
Craving.
I could really go for some White Castle right now.
Oct 4th
Knowledge is cool.
So for the longest time I wondered where the hell the word “China” came from. In...
Oct 4th
Link: Kid + Crocodile = Fun For All
Oct 4th
Link: Candy Corn Hats Are For Cool Kids
Oct 3rd
Top Model.
This picture really does it for me. It’s Lauren Brie from Cycle 11 of America’s Next...
Oct 2nd
Oct 1st
Zombie.
I had a dream last night that I was at a party, and as I was making my way towards the front door to...
Oct 1st